To The Accidental Tourists
Greetings to you, all you first time visitors from around the world, particularly all you poor souls from oppressive countries lead by religious regimes in parts of the world where Americans are despised. Of you, there are many. I welcome you, one and all, though I apologize for your likely disappointment, since you did a Google image search for "sex games" and only found this:
Maybe you thought you'd find more pictures of this sex game being played. Oh, well.
Or perhaps you searched under "preteen slutwear" but all you found was this:
This was hardly worth the energy it took to click, I know, but since you're here, why not stay a moment longer and jot a little note in the comments section just to say hello. Anonymous commenting is turned on (even if you're not). And not that you should care, (do you even speak/read english?), but it would really make my day.
Would it help if I sweetened the deal with this? (Thanks, Mattel!)
Or maybe this?
(See that ring on the chain? What do you suppose Ken does with that? It's pretty much the perfect size, assuming Ken is endowed at all.)
Now, for the rest of you, feel free to say hello, as well.
I am so very sleepy right now, so I must sign off, but I will post again sooooooooon. I promise. And I've got some really worthy Kens to add to the collection....